Cigarro & Cerveja

As a dress code violator, I have become an expert on the dress code. All it took was one embarrassing event of being threatened to be sent home and I studied the dress code and burned it to memory. So I learned that I was never allowed to wear a t-shirt (even if it was a casual Friday)… and shorts are not allowed either… and my gladiator sandals were not appreciated either.

So explain to me why Tim from accounting can get away with it!?! Why am I singled out?

-tony